The pickle lid fit on the mayonnaise jar, but the mayonnaise lid did not fit on the pickle jar

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The media won't shut up about Castro. Let's not forget about good guy Charles Ramsey

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I probably should have died sometime during the Renaissance..

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I told my GF I was having an emotional day. This is what she said to me.

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I have no friends who would care, so i'll tell you guys

I get off my train and wait for a taxi. Pretty girl with crutches and a wrapped foot walks up beside me. I offer her the next taxi (another one was pulling up). I get in mine, she gets in hers. I expected nothing. I pull up to my apartment….she's my neighbor. I helped her out of the taxi, start chatting. I got her number. First real life number in years (dating site fails x 100). Happy nerds rejoice!

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